Friday, May 12, 2017

Japanese Cryptic: Hamburgers


Translated from Japanese by Shishou(師匠)


Cryptic Story


My wife makes the best hamburgers.

Today, however, the hamburgers tasted a little different than usual.

"Where did you get this meat from?" I inquired.

"It's from Shizuoka*."

"Tastes good."

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* Shizuoka is a prefecture in Japan.
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8 comments:

  1. Could Shizuoka also be a family name?? That means he's eating people!

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    1. Yup, Shizuoka is a family name. He's eating people and loving it.

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  2. I had to look up Shizuoka to see where it was and it is on the coast and famous for seafood dishes! Not a lot of beef farming there to get for hamburgers. So I think Flaky May is right: the hamburger is made from people.

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  3. plot twist: actually the psycho one's the husband not the wife
    the husband kidnapped and kept many hostages, he threatened the wife to torture her if she doesn't obey too. one of the hostages is shizuoka family. the wife's mute because her lips got sewed together, how they communicated was through paper. AND!! Shishou is actually the husband!!! he uploaded a part of his conversation!! *shivers*
    joking ��

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    1. Holy shit! You got me. Now...now...I need to get some new hostages. What about you hemu hemu? Would you like to eat hamburgers with me? They'll taste delicious, I bet.
      *Sharpens knife and licks lips*

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  4. Doesn't Shizuoka literally means Silent Hill? I'm guessing that Flaky May is right although I don't think it's a family name.

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    1. Infact the name silent hill looks to be inspired from Shizuoka. I found this link if you are interested: https://www.reddit.com/r/silenthill/comments/2481iv/why_silent_hill_is_called_silent_hill/

      Yes, Flaky May is correct.

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